seriously

If I had a bear.

If I had a bear I’d ride him to work.
If I had a bear I’d teach him to play frisbee.
If I had a bear I would never dress him up in a tutu and a clown hat, & make him ride a unicycle.

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2 responses to “seriously”

  1. If I had a bear I would make him jump through flaming hoops. Upside down.

  2. aw, somebody should get you a nice little bear and you could raise him as your own. 🙂