A dump of esotericism.

  • I’m gonna call it

    It’s been 21 years of posting garbage better left to my imagination or the garbage can. It’s been an interesting run, but this is the end.

    I’m tired.

    I’m tired of logging into shit.
    I’m tired of maintaining shit.
    I’m tired of moving WordPress every time a host annoys me.
    And I’m sick and fucking tired of giving AWS money every month.

    I’m not that tired.

    The last 5 years of this has basically been fuel for my ramdom project, and I finally managed the motivation to catalog all of my images from the past 26 years, so that will live on. I need something to keep me busy.

    I’m old.

    In the beginning it was all pancakes and gin. Weird, random people sharing the same dumb jokes and the appreciation for the extremely esoteric Then social media came along and ruined everything. It was never fun if your mother’s second cousin was in on the joke.

    I’m an idiot.

    I even got fired from a job because of a post here. It’s hilarious now, and was, I guess, hilarious back then. That place was the worst and I’m so much better off not being there. Maybe I’m not an idiot.

    I’m OCD

    Because everything must be even, on April 20th of this year, I’m gonna call it.

  • seriously

    If I had a bear.

    If I had a bear I’d ride him to work.
    If I had a bear I’d teach him to play frisbee.
    If I had a bear I would never dress him up in a tutu and a clown hat, & make him ride a unicycle.