Porcupine Mountains: Ass dipping and swamp walking.
Asheville: Metal balls and no snakes
There is 0 internets in Wyoming.
Day 1: Middle of SD to Yellowstone. Too much driving.
DAY 2: Yellowstone
Day 3: Yellowstone (3am & 25°) to Bozeman for internet. Bozeman to Spokane after work with a short stop for a nap somewhere east of Superior.