Has anybody actually read this thing? I was reading some old posts today, trying to figure out when I bought a certain pair of shoes, and jesus christ, half this shit makes no fucking sense.
Not to be outdone: 
I’d hate to see what 4 stars looks like: A shopping cart filled with ‘snack’ size M&Ms wedged in-between an automatic door and a 3 legged dog.
I don’t mind if it doesn’t make sense. Keep the post coming. If you’re taking requests, more titties and bears. Heh.
Always more titties/bears. By chance are these the shoes you were looking for http://www.rgsdesign.com/carp/snowride3.jpg
just wondering
No, looking for shoes after those.