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The “Punch Ray In the Face” Martini

Ketel One vodka
Martini glass, shaker, ice

Put ice into shaker, and pour in a good amount of vodka. Take the bottle of vodka and point it in the general direction of Italy (this was General Patton’s favorite way of dispensing vermouth in his martinis). Shake vigorously. Punch Ray in the face. Strain cocktail into Martini glass, garnish with olives, and enjoy