Death to IKEA

And apologies to Fritz and Cher. It’s been awhile, and it’s only appropriate to come back after something, as our dear friend Chris might put it, RIDONCULOUS. Who cares about 4″ Asian girls or $100 bills, this is clearly about comfort. Not the comfort of knowing that the burial mound of old clothes is gone, but the fact that it’s 5am, and knowing that if I didn’t vacate, there probably could have been a story about a magical forest – however unimpressive it might have been.

-gangstas make the world go round.