Pay attention to me!

Seems like a fitting title, but for some reason I feel that it has been used before.
Well….what do you think?

So much to say, so little time (as always)
This time because I have to wake up at 4 something tomorrow morning. The mere thought of that makes me want to vomit. 4 in the morning should be illegal. There’s no reason to wake up that early, and most of the time there’s no real good reason to be up that late.

Anyway, as I’ve mentioned – I’m moving. TWO TIMES IN ONE YEAR! Yippee Skippie.
I’d move three more times just to get out of this house and ghetto. Although I think all the crum snatchin Gucci wearin gangstas left the block, haven’t seen them around in a while.

this is my new frame, and it’s the shit. I am going to buy a midget and give him a shotgun to guard it, because if this thing gets stolen, no amount of glass bottles are going to be able to stop me. On a similar note, if I see/here about one more person getting hit by a car whilst on a bike, I’m going to snap.

peas

4 thoughts on “Pay attention to me!

  1. Sung Sook

    I think Mindy might be looking for a new job (re: midget for hire). She won’t even need a gun! She’ll just bitch them to death and then somehow get a discount from the whole deal.

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  2. Sung Sook

    Just put the Chairman in her arctic coat, lure her in with some cheap wine, and you’re good to go.

    Just so you know, the word I had to enter to ensure I wasn’t spamming your blog was “wwhjdd”. You know what that stands for, don’t you? “What Would Handsome Jelly Donut Do?” I’ll tell you what he’d do: he’d hire the Chairman as his body/bike guard.

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