Same Internet, Different Title

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Yes, but I’m glad she doesn’t have the stockards, you clap having Jessabelle.

Now that we’ve gotten the oddly ridiculous out of the way, it’s time to get down to business:

Fall off a cliff and get mildly injured:

Other than that, I’m on summer vacation. The last summer vacation ever. I slept all day yesterday. That is until I had to drink free beer, eat free food and hob-knob with local industry-ites. Here’s a new oxymoron: developers girlfriend. And here’s another main stay, cool as chick with duche bag boyfriend. Now that I’ve stopped making sense, as I usually do here, it’s either time to take another nap or get drunk.

with all my love.
go fuck yourself,

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