The Drunken Pineapple, or Why Team Fast-A Rocks

There’s just too much to talk about, so I’m making a list.

  1. Really, really stupid bitches – really.
  2. RIBS!!
  3. Rum and a pineapple cup.
  4. All day nap – rising river
  5. Snoop Dog style corn-rows
  6. Team Fast-A, who’ve I already mentioned rocks
  7. Drunken Olympics; Premium Bottle Bowling, Stick & Bucket Basketball, and Semi Pro Beach Volleyball
  8. Nakedness
  9. Bass player on Funkytown
  10. Fireworks
  11. Old nice people
  12. Spin the Bottle
  13. Wolf Dog
  14. “ORANGE SHIRT – BIKER”
  15. 20 some drunks
  16. Head wound Wes
  17. Broken Canoe Trailer

I’d also like to mention that I’m out another Canon Camera – damn things just won’t stay unbroken.

happy bauer
SUPER DUPER!

blue boober
SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

the ROJ
The DP and The ROJ

pink umbrella
Rain – and it went away.

The Fourth Annual Cannon River Extravaganza has came and went.
This was probably the best to date, probably because of the corn-rows. We had a lot of repeat customers, and also a lot of new business. Next year none of you have an excuse not to show up (unless your in Vietnam. We missed you Jake and Cory.) Mark it on your calendar, burn it into your yard, get it tattooed backwards on your forehead – Memorial Day 2008: FIF Annual Cannon River Extravaganza.

One thought on “The Drunken Pineapple, or Why Team Fast-A Rocks

  1. Anonymous

    How about “no crazy bitches CFNC 4.1” next month?

    The island pineapple is calling!

    BBB

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