Mother Nature is a stone cold bitch. Seriously, what kind of person rallies the hopes and dreams of a whole state into some kind of pants-less euphoric wonderland – then the second you turn around to enjoy your slackless freedom, you get kicked so hard in the nuts you end up loosing an eye.
On a somewhat lighter note – I ate 40lbs of sushi last night out of a boat, and didn’t spend one dime. Sometimes I miss corporate America. Not really.
Nothing quenches the thirst quite like free beer.