When you get married, people buy you goofy shit.

Like purple dildos and bottles of 151.  Just image all the fun that could be had with them.

Any way, Saturday was the big gay surprise party.
SURPRISE, Frumpy’s a Nazi.
Not to say I didn’t have fun, and drink some Old English 800, but I’m sure that things could have gotten crazier.  I’ll stop complaining, this post is dedicated to the PURPLE DILDO, and I wouldn’t want to steal any of it’s thunder.