I’ve been lazy. But who really wants to read anything about Iowa.
YOU DO
Capital City: Des Moines
Nickname: The Hawkeye State
Iowa Quarter: Nation’s Only Education Quarter
State Flower: Wild Rose
State Bird: Eastern Goldfinch
State Tree: Oak
State Rock: Geode
Alright, now that we’re all a little more edumacated….
…ya Iowa’s still boring.
Some advice to anyone who wants to get married in a tropical botanical garden during one of the hottest and muggiest months of the year;
1. Keep it under 20 minutes
2. DON’T DO IT
I will have to say it was a nice place to get married, but god-damn was it hot in there. Wool Suit + Rainforest = Hygiene problem – no amount of Degree can help you in this situation.
What’chu lookin at?
peace out IOWA!
Hey, did you hear Minnesota’s getting a new zoo?
We’re putting a giant fence around Iowa.
*snicker*