Yearly Archives: 2009

What you missed in November

Las Vegas: Pinball Hall of Fame

The only game I was able to get a replay on, also the greatest pinball game ever.
junkyard

If this game wasn’t loud as shit, Ted wouldn’t have put his name on it.
nugent

I don’t care how many times you’ve played the Wii version of this, you will not do as well as you think.
black_knight

Sexy Godless Metal

The calm came after the storm in North Minneapolis. Instead of getting stabbed, or robbed, there were bikers in spandex, and a babbling brook.

river_darkness

There was also enough Hell Lager to drown the goat, the guy with the knife, and anyone else in a close proximity.

Surly Darkness Festival – 2009.
God Came From Space.

These guys are about as rad as rad can be, and the kids seem to enjoy them as well.

A guy walks into an office.

A guy walks into an office carrying two things; a collapsible lunch cooler in his hand, and an idea that is going to change the world.

Guy: You know Myspace right?
Office Guy: Sure…
G: What’s another name for it,
OG: Ah, social networking site, website, web page, domain name…
G: Ya, web page, that has something to do with H…
OG: HTML, yes.
G: So if I wanted to do that myself I’d need to..?
OG: Hire someone to do it for you, unless you know anything about web design. Do You.
G: No, but it will be a lot cheaper if I do it myself right?
OG: …sure, but…
G: Cause I got ideas man, ideas that are going to change some shit.
OG …it will take you ten times longer than…
G: Ya, like 1 or 2 years.

OG: Get the fuck out of here.